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Saturday Night Live Jay-Z x Beyonce x Blue Ivy Skit

SNL joins in on the Blue Ivy frenzy with their latest skit. Peep the video:

J. Cole Sending Shots at MTV?

The Roc Nation star recently tweeted a famous line used by his boss man Jay-z. The timing of the tweet suggests he might feel a certain way about MTV’s latest “Hottest MC’s in the Game” snubb. You be the judge:

XXL magazine’s TOP 100 Monster Quotes of The Internet Era

Top 100 Monster Quotes of the Internet Era
Rappers say the darndest things. During his brief illustrious career, the legendary MC always spoke freely—laying the foundation for MCs in his wake to speak without filter. ‘Pac may possibly be hip-hop’s first quote monster. His commentary often went “viral,” even in a pre-digital age.

Rap’s current superstars are no different. 50 Cent, Kanye West and Lil Wayne, just to name a few, have definitely taken a page from ‘Pac’s book and abide by a Notorious B.I.G. lyric in the process. “If I said it, I mean it, bite my tongue for no one,” Big spits on Ready to Die’s “Unbelievable.” But, with the era keeping tabs on celebrities’s every moves, inflammatory words have become the stuff media’s made of. XXLMag.com looks back at the Top 100 Monster Quotes of the Internet era.—XXL Staff

1.”Nas ain’t no street nigga. He ain’t been in no streets.”—Young Jeezy, Philadephia 100.3 The Beat (2006)

2.“We don’t fu*k with you musically, so we’re not going to provide music for you” —Kid Cudi to Wale, Complex Magazine (2010)

3.“fu*k MTV. tell ‘em what the fu*k I said… I lost to Black Eyed Peas last year, man. I’m never comin’ to MTV. Y’all find Britney. Get Britney. Get a real fu*kin’ artist. Get Britney fu*kin’ Spears… Last two years in a row, man. Get off this nigga’s dick, man. I love this nigga, but man, Goddamn, man. Give a nigga a chance, man. Give a black man a chance. I’m trying hard, man. I got the fu*kin’ number one record, man.”—Kanye West, MTV Video Music Awards (2007)

4.“fu*k Soulja Boy! Eat a dick! This nigga single-handedly killed hip-hop.” —Ice-T, DJ Cisco’s Urban Legend Mixtape (2008)

5.“Real talk the nigga that killed hip-hop for real is Nas, dawg.” —Soulja Boy, Worldstarhiphop.com (2008)

6.“Atlanta is not the South, Goddamn it, when you go to Atlanta what does your clock say… Atlanta is East Coast time. You niggas ain’t in the South.”—Pimp C on Russel Simmons, Ozone Magazine (2007)

7.“Don’t get on the radio and act like a tough guy or not one that. You acting tough. What do you want us to do? We can’t touch… We can’t be violent or none of that stuff. You a coward.”—Jadakiss, Hot 97 with Styles P talking to Diddy (2005)

8.“Like I said, I ain’t even get into any reading. I’d rather let a muthafu*ka write a book on me when I’m said and done, ya dig?”—Lil Wayne, Complex Magazine (2006)

9.”I’m definitely trying to get with Cash Money but the Def Jam thing is a question mark right now. I’ve been fixing to get up out of there for a while now because [Island Def Jam CEO] L.A. Reid don’t care about hip-hop. The people up there, they don’t know what they’re doing. When you don’t have a strong leader, where you gonna go? … They don’t care about hip-hop music. You give them a hip-hop record with an R&B singer, you ‘might’ have a chance. They don’t care. You got The Roots, Ghostface, Nas, probably the best hip-hop roster you could imagine and they do nothing. L.A. Reid doesn’t want nothing to do with rappers— it’s nothing personal, I don’t have nothing personal with dude but he makes it known he doesn’t care about hip-hop.”—Shyne, SOHH.com (2010)

10.“The rumors are true. He did punch Cam’ron in the face. But he honestly doesn’t want to promote violence. He really feels strong about ending gang violence. He feels like they got kids brainwashed with that bullsh*t movement so he got to show them what it is. He feels like he got to keep it a little street just to get the kids’ ears because they listen to the rah-rah sh*t. So once he gets their ear with the bullsh*t, he’ll get their hearts with the real sh*t.”—Tru Life Statement, XXLMag.com (2007)

For the full list of quotes go here: Top 100 Monster Quotes of the Internet Era (XXL)

50 Cent Clowning Dr. Dre, Rick Ross & Khaled On Twitter?

Via Twitter, 50 Cent recently posted this pic of his boss Dr. Dre kickin it with a couple of his “rivals”. Is 50 a lil salty about this whole situation? You be the judge.

Busta Rhymes SNAPS on British chick!!!

Scenario: A British chick calls Bussa Buss out of his name for refusing to come over before he takes a shit. So instead of heading to the toilet, he shits on them in true Busta fashion. Peep:

The Game snaps a pic with his bags of weed

The compton rapper shows off his collection of fine herbs for the camera. That must be one serious case of glaucoma lol:

Charles Barkley Calls His Producer a P*ssy on Air [LMAO]


This is from the end of the broadcast from game 6 of the Magic/Cavs series.

First, Barkley calls Kenny Smith “numbn*ts” when Kenny interrupts him. Then, when Ernie Johnson is thanking their producer Barkley coughs and calls him a pussy on air, LMAO

Worst Fail’s Of 2011 [LMAO]

Worst Fail’s Of 2011 [Compilation Of Failures Caught On Camera]